Funny Friendship Sayings

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Funny Friendship Sayings are funny Sayings about friends which are full of fun and humor. If you are searching for funny sayings about friendship, then your search ends here. Here we have collected some of best and extremely funny friendship sayings from various resources. They are sure to tickle your friend's funny bone.

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Angel_C

For example:

I need you too know our friendship means a lot - If you cry then I cry, if you laugh, I laugh. if you jump out the window I look down then….I laugh again.

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2 votes

#1 - Mon Jul 13, 2009 9:14 AM EDT

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Uncle Nick

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body. ---Jim Hayes

my favorite, LOL!

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3 votes

#2 - Mon Jul 13, 2009 9:57 AM EDT

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HCG76

there are se god saying!, great!

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2 votes

#3 - Mon Jul 13, 2009 10:43 AM EDT

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JubalUSA

I don't need a friend who changes when I change and who nods when I nod; my shadow does that much better. --Plutarch

An old favorite of mine.

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3 votes

#4 - Mon Jul 13, 2009 11:02 AM EDT

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Kimberly-430040

"A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked."

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4 votes

#5 - Tue Jul 14, 2009 1:44 PM EDT

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Uncle Nick

but then, a good friend will also hold your hair back (or hold your glasses) while you are praying to the porcelain gods

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3 votes

#5.1 - Tue Jul 14, 2009 1:48 PM EDT

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Kimberly-430040

Uhmmm ya, I think I need to thank a good friend who did a lot of that for me this last week after I drank myself functionless and stupid =0.

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2 votes

#5.2 - Tue Jul 14, 2009 1:51 PM EDT

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Uncle Nick

Kimmie, Kimmie, Kimmie... what are we gonna do with you???

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2 votes

#5.3 - Tue Jul 14, 2009 2:08 PM EDT

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Kimberly-430040

It's all good in the hood. It's out of my system now at least until Christmas, until you and I start going hard on the rum balls and well...just the rum ! =) We are hosting our second annual Christmas party together ???? Right ?????;)

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3 votes

#5.4 - Tue Jul 14, 2009 2:57 PM EDT

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Uncle Nick

LOL, I can't have too much rum anymore (diabetic)... but it's always fun to cautiously sip on my eggnog (slightly spiked, of course) and watch the rest... That's at least how I make it through my family gatherings at the holidays, LOL!

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3 votes

#5.5 - Tue Jul 14, 2009 10:35 PM EDT

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HCG76

damn right uncle, I have done it and also been held, so liberating, to release the projetiles without worring about you landing there as well~!

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3 votes

#5.6 - Wed Jul 15, 2009 2:53 PM EDT

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Kimberly-430040

Lol....projectiles, oh my goodness my head still hurts !

Uncle Nick no slipping the reindeer anything that causes loose poop this year !

(just an early request, me and Mrs. Brady are still cleaning up the mess)

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2 votes

#5.7 - Fri Jul 17, 2009 11:38 AM EDT

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Uncle Nick

Uncle Nick no slipping the reindeer anything that causes loose poop this year !

No promises... after all, I ain't no saint!

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2 votes

#5.8 - Sat Jul 18, 2009 3:38 AM EDT

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Kimberly-430040

You know I am glad you are not promising to behave this year....tells me the Holidays have lotsa potential =) !

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2 votes

#5.9 - Tue Jul 21, 2009 1:39 PM EDT

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Uncle Nick

Just wait till you find out what I put in the Betsy Wetsies...

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2 votes

#5.10 - Tue Jul 21, 2009 2:19 PM EDT

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Kimberly-430040

Ohhh no I can hardly wait ! Do I need yellow rain boots and a slicker ? ;)

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2 votes

#5.11 - Tue Jul 21, 2009 2:25 PM EDT

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Uncle Nick

nope, just a shot glass

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2 votes

#5.12 - Tue Jul 21, 2009 2:29 PM EDT

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Kimberly-430040

Cool Beans !

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2 votes

#5.13 - Tue Jul 21, 2009 2:57 PM EDT

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Uncle Nick

but the rest of the family may stare as you hold Betsy over the punch bowl full of eggnog and "let her rip" LOL!

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2 votes

#5.14 - Tue Jul 21, 2009 3:47 PM EDT

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Kimberly-430040

Nahhhh my families accustomed to my party antics LOL !

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2 votes

#5.15 - Tue Jul 21, 2009 4:02 PM EDT

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Uncle Nick

Hell, I've got family members that would try drinking it "straight" from Betsy...

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2 votes

#5.16 - Tue Jul 21, 2009 7:04 PM EDT

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Kimberly-430040

Aughhhhh..... TMI Uncle Nick ! You are sooo crazeeee ;) !

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2 votes

#5.17 - Wed Jul 22, 2009 10:48 AM EDT

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Uncle Nick

actually, I'm the (almost) sane one in my family...

;-)

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2 votes

#5.18 - Wed Jul 22, 2009 4:05 PM EDT

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Kimberly-430040

Shhhhhh I just saw two men carrying white straight jackets. Do you think they have come for us ?

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2 votes

#5.19 - Thu Jul 23, 2009 12:34 PM EDT

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Uncle Nick

[pulling out pen and steno pad, ushering Kimberly to the couch and sitting self in a nearby wingback chair... and in best Austrian/German accent:]

"Zo, Frau Kimberly, und jest how lonk have you been sufferink from zees delusions of paranoia?"

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2 votes

#5.20 - Fri Jul 24, 2009 1:39 AM EDT

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Kimberly-430040

Lay me on a couch...hmmm watch out Uncle Nick LOL I wont want to be doing any talking =0 !

Just Kiddin =)

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3 votes

#5.21 - Fri Jul 24, 2009 11:41 AM EDT

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Uncle Nick

oh my!

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2 votes

#5.22 - Fri Jul 24, 2009 3:14 PM EDT

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Kimberly-430040

It was just a fleeting, temporary and uncontrollable thought....I have been prone to many of them lately. My apologies ;) !

I hope you were not offended =0 .

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3 votes

#5.23 - Mon Jul 27, 2009 12:05 PM EDT

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Uncle Nick

LOL, no, not at all

[furiously scribbling into notebook, being careful not to let subject see notations]

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2 votes

#5.24 - Mon Jul 27, 2009 6:20 PM EDT

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Angel_C

rofl...you two need to get a virtual room....

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1 vote

#5.25 - Tue Jul 28, 2009 9:26 AM EDT

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Kimberly-430040

Hmmmmm =).

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1 vote

#5.26 - Tue Jul 28, 2009 12:36 PM EDT

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sunnshine

One discovers a friend by chance, and cannot but feel regret that 20 or 30 years of life may have been spent without the least knowledge of him. ---Charles Dudley Warner

So very true! I've felt this way more than once.....

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2 votes

#6 - Sat Jul 18, 2009 6:34 PM EDT

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ANGEL_C

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